Bark splits from the tree after it was struck by lightning
followers, what do you want to know?
- Purple: 10 facts about my room
- Blue: 9 facts about my family
- Green: 8 facts about my body
- Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
- Orange: 6 facts about my home town
- Red: 5 facts about my best friend
- Pink: 4 facts about my parents
- White: 3 facts about my personality
- Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
- Black: 1 fact about the person I like
- OOH DO THIS
HALP: Islamic convention in Hartford, need hotel room
Any brothers going to the ICNA convention in Hartford, CT this coming weekend? I need to crash someone’s hotel room. I’ll split the rate obv.
Features:
- I produce less than 30 decibels of sound when asleep
- I won’t eat your food
- I won’t wear your clothes
- My shower sessions last less than 10 minutes
- I give excellent massages
- I shower
- My beard doubles as a comb
No serial killers pls
help guys, reblog this or something i dunno
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She has a point, but still…that’s the only damn adult size that fits me…
Short people problems.
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Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
—Bertolt Brecht (via quotedojo)
The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person’s life.
—William Wordsworth (via quotedojo)
Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found
Parenting; you’re doing it right.
this made me start crying
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Bunny: HUMAN LOOK
I HAVE MADE A FRIEND :D
i cant handle this cuteness
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
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Etched into the walls of Persepolis are hundreds of men, marching in a caravan, bringing tribute to the king. They represent all the nations of the known world. The only woman to be found is on the axle of a wheel. Because if it was removed, the whole damn thing would come apart.
I just looked back on my essay and realized how negatively it portrays white people (not my fault, that’s my author’s view of white people). Oh well. Youd already dislikes me, so it’ll be interesting to see how he takes the literary critique of his race.
